Let’s Ask Hafiz

Hafiz Saeed, the leader of of Jama'at-ud-Daw'ah, widely considered to be a cover for Lashkar-e-Toiba, recently answered questions from militants, movie industry, politicians and others in a live web chat. Here below is the transcript of the chat obtained by the What Ho! Report team.

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