Waking up to the gloomy and harsh reality that they now have nothing left in their otherwise empty lives, after Modi wins big in elections.
Claims he was coerced into listening for well over an hour.
Say "he’s still the same shallow and self centred chap we’ve always known.”
If its citizens stopped having opinions, India's GDP could grow by an additional 5%.
Says "claim without merit and based on a fantastic notion that we’re out here somehow plotting human downfall."
Designs a grand unified mother-of-all theories hypothesis that assigns responsibility to Modi for every possible human tragedy.
Rising star leader finally gets his due recognition in his eighties.
Satish Kumar, 48, said, "I’m a little worried that I’m not able to tell if there is a government or not.”
RIL Chairman vows to make govt more accountable to him. Goldman Sachs appointed lead advisor for acquisition. Reliance shares shoot up 1000 pct on news.
According to reports, repeated use of the word 'qualia' has supposedly sparked the latest groundswell of outrage. Chopra apologizes and gives up on humanity.