Says "claim without merit and based on a fantastic notion that we’re out here somehow plotting human downfall."
Corruption. Voter education. Terrorism. You name the problem. I have the solution. Here's what I'd do if I became the Prime Minister of India.
Much water flowed under the bridge this year. Recap of the events of 2012.
RIL Chairman vows to make govt more accountable to him. Goldman Sachs appointed lead advisor for acquisition. Reliance shares shoot up 1000 pct on news.
According to reports, repeated use of the word 'qualia' has supposedly sparked the latest groundswell of outrage. Chopra apologizes and gives up on humanity.
Ministry describes the second law as "a nuisance and anachronism." Govt. also expresses annoyance with concepts of economics such as supply-demand and fair market pricing. In other news, Greece shocked to learn that it is now owned by Suresh Kalmadi.
Gloom and panic seize fans. Publishers fear this could be the last nail in India's literary coffin. Renowned author, Chetan Bhagat, today admitted that he did not know what to write about anymore. "I've exhausted all the mundanely commercial possibilities that one can write about. I've written about college, working in call centers and getting…
Following a daylong meeting spent huddling with his Cabinet colleagues and coalition partners, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh announced today that "the best bet for Indian people was to follow the dictum laid out in the Bhagavad Gita". "Listen, just do your duty. And, give up all your expectations,", said Singh, "This is the great truth…
Sushil Kumar Shinde gives us the low down on national security.
Didi calls for ban on electricity. Kingfisher to turn itself into a social network. Tendulkar calls on Syrian president Assad to stand firm and not step down. Kapil Sibal announces plans to create a "mother of all unified exams." This week's What Ho! report.