Yesterday, What Ho! received this letter from God which I feel obliged to share.
The Lion King speaks, straight from the heart.
A letter from an ordinary citizen of India. To whomsoever it may concern.
Dear People of Earth, I believe that I possess an abundance of patience. Try carving out the Grand Canyon for millions of years to know what I mean. Yet, I'm worried that you folks are on the verge of exhausting this inexhaustible patience of mine. Allow me to share a few observations with you, in…
Big changes are coming to Heaven. In a letter, the Supreme One lays them out.
Does the simple apology merit existence? Is "sorry" worth the trouble of expression? I pondered on the hurts, pains, aches, anger, disappointment and disillusionment we cause each other. When considered against the backdrop of our monumental blunders, our abject apologies seem inadequate.
Congratulations. You've made it!
In 2008, we saw collapse of financial institutions, led by US banks, unprecedented for its severity. Now, history appears to be about to repeat itself in Europe. Since we seem to be headed into the open season for bailouts, I decided to send in my bailout application right away to beat the rush and get ahead…