God denies answering prayers

Yesterday, What Ho! received this letter from God which I feel obliged to share.

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A Letter From God

Dear People of Earth, I believe that I possess an abundance of patience. Try carving out the Grand Canyon for millions of years to know what I mean. Yet, I'm worried that you folks are on the verge of exhausting this inexhaustible patience of mine. Allow me to share a few observations with you, in…

I’m sorry, but..

Does the simple apology merit existence? Is "sorry" worth the trouble of expression? I pondered on the hurts, pains, aches, anger, disappointment and disillusionment we cause each other. When considered against the backdrop of our monumental blunders, our abject apologies seem inadequate.

Too Big To Fail

In 2008, we saw collapse of financial institutions, led by US banks, unprecedented for its severity. Now, history appears to be about to repeat itself in Europe.┬áSince we seem to be headed into the open season for bailouts, I decided to send in my bailout application right away to beat the rush and get ahead…