- If I should remain in a comatose state for 15 consecutive years, feel free to switch off the TV
- If I haven’t uttered a single syllable for four straight years, I’d like to be referred to as Mr. Manmohan Singh
- Assume that in the worst of conditions, I can still hear but would highly prefer not to hear Rakhi Sawant
- Even if I’m unable to recognize or interact with friends, I’ll still expect birthday messages on my Facebook wall
- If the doctor declares me brain dead, I’d like to watch House Full 2
- If my end is particularly dramatic, I’d like to be played by Ravi Shastri in the movie version
- If I don’t respond to loved ones’ attempts to communicate, remind them of our last road trip
- I’d like to die at home, surrounded by my laptop, iPad and cell phone
- In lieu of flowers, I’d prefer tweets
- If there should be a eulogy, I’d like it to begin with “I suppose, in a way, we all contributed to his end”
A Living Will
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