Ahem.. introductions are awkward, especially when they involve yourself. It’s important that you understand that the lesser said about me, the better. I was born in the year the first Big Mac was served, the Beatles song ‘Hey Jude’ was released and the maiden flight of Boeing 747 took wings, 8 days after Madison Square Garden opened in New York City. That ought to give Interpol enough to chew on. Still looking for dirt? I’ll need to see some ID, please. And, a warrant if you are from law enforcement.
It’s possible that police in the following cities where I’ve lived – Chennai, Columbus, Pittsburgh, San Francisco Bay Area, Singapore, Bangalore – could be looking for me, as we speak. Then again, it’s possible that I’ve been a model citizen thus far.
There are a couple of things I’ve done that I’m thrilled to bits about. I’ve motorbiked on a Royal Enfield Bullet 500cc up the highest motorable road in the world to Khardung La from Leh. I’ve published a book which has quietly done well and got on to bestseller lists on both Amazon and Flipkart.
As for my daytime job/employment details, there’s nothing in particular that I am willing to confess to, unless huge amounts of money are wire transferred to my secret tax haven in advance. However, I could, in a self aggrandizing and pompous way, brag that I am an alum of IIT Madras and Carnegie Mellon University, but I won’t.
You can reach me @waatho on Twitter. I promise to write back unless you’re a Nigerian offering me a deal.
Let Go. Be happy.
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