We’re in the 21st century and it’s depressing the hell out of us. Why?
1. The idiots are winning.
The history of the human race can essentially be summed up as a fierce battle between the idiots and others. For thousands of years, massive effort has been expended into quelling, sedating and keeping idiots under strict supervision so they couldn’t cause irreparable damage. With the advent of internet and the rise of 24×7 television news, the idiots have finally broken free of the stranglehold. They have seized pulpits on social and broadcast media and now control dialogues all over the world. News, if we can call it that any more, is now for the idiots, of the idiots and by the idiots. It’s hard not to have a foreboding sense of doom about this.
This just in: Donald Trump, the Supreme Dark Lord of All Idiots, just announced his candidacy for the President of the United States. If this doesn’t lend weight to my argument, I don’t know what will.
2. Outrage has become an industry.
Every election is an apocalypse. India or America or <insert country of your choice here> is turning into Nazi Germany. All men are assholes. All women are whiners. That’s sexist. This is racist. Fat shaming. Skinny shaming. Run. Quick. The zombies are coming. The idiots have turned fear and outrage into an industry. Idiocy has gone viral.
Think about it. Everyone has the same information. But, each idiot is in a race to make you consume his bilge before you consume another’s. And to do that, the idiots have come up with a strategy that befits their iconic status as idiots. They manufacture outrage.
Consider the headline, “Is electricity the greatest invention of modern humans?” And, on the same day, let’s say an idiot puts out something titled, “Is Thomas Edison the greatest jerk of all time?” Guess which one’s gonna win the war for the ever shrinking human attention span? The second one is going to win in a canter. It’s a not even a contest anymore. Wars are waged through innuendo and sophisticated lies. Precious attention is being squandered on the inconsequential. Mainstream media, once a bastion of reason and factual integrity, has been stormed and seized by idiots who now strut smugly on its ramparts as fellow nitwits lustily cheer them on.
3. Classical liberalism is (nearly) dead.
Classical liberalism was once about the fierce protection of an individual’s rights to free expression. Once, battles were fought between those who sought freedom and those who sought to suppress it. Today, we have liberals who shut down expression in the name of bigotry. And we have conservatives who shut down expressions in the name of morality. Balance has been lost. The center has become invisible. Nearly everyone has moved to the right, on different points of that spectrum. I think it’s safe to say that the Age of Enlightenment is over, and that classical liberalism has yielded to the liberalism of emotionally charged and easily offended idiots.
How did we end up with such a negative world view? Back in the day, people didn’t live as long as they do today. Babies died more often. We had more wars. We could communicate only by pen and paper or a rickety telephone that we shared. Our grandparents grew up in a time when no one had air conditioning. Today, we live in an unprecedented golden age of humans, an era in which we’ve wiped out a majority of killer diseases and made life immeasurably more convenient and tolerable for a large majority of the world’s population. You’d never know it if you watched television news or read it online.
I, for one, am rooting for the smart ones to wrest the control back. If they have do it by inventing robots, so be it. If that doesn’t pan out, I hope that they will have a space shuttle on standby so they can flee to another planet.