July 31, 2015

The What Ho! Guide to a Happy Life

As people will keep reminding you, life is short.

So, live every day as if it were your last because one of these days, you’re going to be right.

Here is the What Ho! guide to a happy life, inspired by motivational quotes.


1

Two roads diverged in a wood. I took the one less traveled by. That has made all the difference

Robert Frost

Why choose between roads? Why not play it safe and take autos wherever you go. They will take you through every possible road and alley.


2

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now

Chinese proverb

The second best time to plant a tree was actually 30 years ago. Or was it 40? If you haven’t planted a tree, I don’t know what to tell you, man.


3

An unexamined life is not worth living

Socrates

A constantly examined life on Facebook is not worth living either.


4

Eighty percent of success is showing up

Woody Allen

The rest – twenty percent – goes into being at the right place at the right time. Best strategy is to keep showing up randomly in as many places as possible and hope it’s the right place and the right time.


5

Every child is an artist.  The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up

Pablo Picasso

This is simply not true. I’ve seen many paintings done by many children. Not every child is an artist. It’s best if we let some of them grow up to be doctors with bad handwriting.


6

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why

Mark Twain

The third most important day in your life is the day you book a tatkal ticket on IRCTC on the first attempt.


7

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing and be nothing

Aristotle

I don’t know about this. It didn’t work for Manmohan Singh.


8

Ask and it will be given to you.

Jesus

Note: Jesus meant to say, “Ask Arvind Kejriwal and it will be given to you.”


9

Teach thy tongue to say, “I do not know,” and thou shalt progress

Maimonides

Very useful if you’re called in for a CBI interrogation or a Congressional hearing.


10

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it

Chinese Proverb

Also I feel strongly about this: The person who says it can be done should not wake up the person who doesn’t want to do it.


11

You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up your attachment to it

Ancient Hindu belief

This is actually a fantastic business model. I’ve started an online store (buyanythinggetnothing.com) based on this concept. You can buy anything you want if you’re willing to give up the belief you’re going to get it. We are the first in the world to offer 100% guarantee that we will ship nothing to you. We will refund your money in full if we accidentally send you anything.

I’ve caused a stampede in the venture capitalist community. They are beating down my door.


12

When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be

Lao Tzu

Man, the Chinese dudes really know what they are talking about, don’t they?


13

What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do

Bob Dylan

I tried this at the supermarket. They wouldn’t let me leave without paying for stuff. They even called the police. Maybe it works only if you’re Bob Dylan.


14

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Abigail Van Buren

It turns out if you spend twice as much time with your children, you will be left with half as much money.


15

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck

Dalai Lama

This works! I once went to see Ra One, but the show was sold out. A wonderful stroke of luck, indeed.


Happy Journeys!

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